Hell of a day, huh?

I swear, I was gone to work for about nine hours, and I come back to find that boob fondleing is the talk of the town.

Everyone else has virtually kicked theferrett's ballsac across the room, so let me just say this:

(1.)Your idea of a utopia is free access to boobs? Seriously? Seriously?

(2.) When I finally get my mundane sister to come to a con with me (which she's made noises about off and on) now I'm going to have to tell her "If someone gives you a green pin, don't wear it" and "If anyone asks to touch your boobs, ask to knee them in the nuts".