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[Error: unknown template qotd]A long-ago post from a lj user I won't name was about the angler fish and how it needed to die quick. There were sixty or more comments, and she invented the phrase "deepseafuckingfish". Eventually, Justin Timberlake (who most of us were obsessed with at the time) was included in the comments:

Commenter one: Well, he ain't pretty but even the ugly ones need love. :D Then again, I live for the Discovery Channel and Discovery Science is even neater.

The Original Poster: even the ugly ones need love

Bwah! Are you volunteering? I think this thing's a female, anyhow -- the male anglerfish attach themselves to the female by the MOUTH and then feed off her bloodstream. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

Commenter Two: And there goes Justin, off to scribble notes.

"That would be the ultimate! We'd be bonded to each other, a complete connection."

Now he's sighing and fluttering his eyelids. Scary, scary boy.

And another commenter, summing up the whole thing: Oh man, I think I slept with that guy when I was drunk one night ;)

It's been at least six years since this thread, and it still makes me *howl*.