Writer's Block: Half a Glass

[Error: unknown template qotd]Joke: two painters describe their work. Painter one: "I'm an impressionist, I strive to show the play of light on a subject in a brief moment of time." Painter two: "I'm a realist, you suck."

Another quote, from a hardcore band whose name I've long forgotton: "So I took a long vacation/But I got captured by terrorists/I got a lethal dose of radiation/But that's okay, I'm an optimist".

I think I'm a very bitter pessimist, who pretends to be optimistic.