Writer's Block: Wardrobe Malfunction

[i_amthecosmos]

[Error: unknown template qotd]This has happened to every young girl-I was wearing a white skirt when my period started. I was too humilated to go see my therapist, and my mom left me in the car to cancel the appointment, I was about 11 or 12.

It took me 25 years before I would wear another one.

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[devil.livejournal.com]

I'm shocked that this never happened to me! My cosmetology school's uniform was white, white and more white, and really, you'd think if it was going to happen at any time in my life, it would've been then.

I've got several recurring wardrobe malfunctions, and try as I might, they keep happening. I'm afflicted with bra malfunctions (strap or underwire-related), missing boob buttons and gummy ass (no, I've never learned to look before I sit).

[i-amthecosmos.livejournal.com]

Don't get me started on underwires, man. They make your boobs look great, until one pokes out and starts stabbing you in the armpit. Ugh.