[Error: unknown template qotd]Cell. Fucking. Phones. I'm a grocery store cashier. Note to humanity at large: get off the goddamn phone for two minutes and complete a simple transaction. It honestly does not take that long, but it'll take longer if you can't tear yourself from the disembodied voice giving you orders through a headset that makes you look like the fuckin' Borg. This is my job, you might not be on the clock but I am. So put down the damn phone and show a little respect.

No, I don't have any pent up anger...